Three-Year-Old Goes to School With 14 Bags of Weed

If you haven’t already, check out this story about a toddler who went to school with a backpack full of weed in New York City.

I had to laugh out loud at this one. This poor three-year-old goes to school, thinking it’s going to be a normal day of crafts, story-time, naps, and show and tell. But instead, one of the teachers calls the cops on this poor kid, and when they arrive they discover the marijuana.

Now, I’m sure the teacher was just following regulations by calling the cops, but really? Was she really like, “Oh, this kid smells like weed. Better call the police!” I mean, smelling like weed isn’t a good thing for a toddler, but in my opinion, the police should have been called after the 14 bags were found, not necessarily before. Are we gonna call the cops on every kid that smells like weed?

If a little kid shows up smelling like weed, they should go to the principals office or something. This poor child was probably freaked the fuck out to have the cops called because of her. Or maybe she wasn’t. I mean, the kid is only three years old, so she probably didn’t have a clue what was going on. She certainly didn’t notice the smell coming from her backpack.