Cannabis Lobbyists Embarrass White House on Softball Field

In news that surprised me, a softball team of cannabis lobbyists co-captained by Dan Riffle of MPP (the One-Hitters) beat the Softball Team of the United States (STOTUS) for the second year in a row. This surprised me because I had no idea there was such a thing as the STOTUS. Perhaps it’s just because I’m not much of a sports fan, but it seems a little odd to me. Maybe it was a bit odd for the White House staff as well; This year they only lost by 3 points, but last year they were massacred 25 – 3.