D.M. Pipes handcrafts one pipe to rule them all.
There’s a lot of expensive glass and ceramic wonders out there: Blown tentacular intricacies with prehensile tubes or ceramics so phallic the Washington Monument bows in deference. Years of indulgence and design have culminated in quite the catalog of pipe and bongery, ripe for head shop perusing and digital transaction. Amid all the shiny glass and mass produced one-hitters, D.M. Pipes are unparalleled when it comes to uniquity and class.
Years ago, when I was working for a woefully corrupt cannabis magazine and using my press credentials to hoover up new and somewhat expensive pieces for, uh, review, I found myself humbled by a wonderful collection of unique, handcrafted pipes. Out of some amalgam of luck and SEO, I stumbled upon D.M. Pipes and, chastened by the handiwork, I forgot all about my free-piece-for-press motives and simply salivated in nerdish reverence.
D.M. Pipes, as reviewed by Tolkien:
The road is a long one, so bring your bow, your sword, your axe and pipe. After fighting balrogs or casually drowning thousands of helpless orcs, it’s natural to indulge in a ruminative bout of pipe-weed. Although it’s usually the domain of hobbits (or halflings), grey and white wizards alike have been known to plug in a bit of Longbottom Leaf and send smokey ships sailing off into the prevailing winds. When the fate of the world is at hand and you’re on a journey of epic proportions, you’ll need a pipe to match the brevity of your undertaking. Master Morrison’s pipes match elvish designs in elegance, dwarf durability and hobbit cheek, and they don’t drain you of all your gold. I bring mine along for every quest, and if quests aren’t to be found, a feast will do. For D.M., it’s one pipe to rule them all.
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