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Stoner's Guide to Sex: Best Way to Imbibe for Sex, Source: http://towleroad.typepad.com/.a/6a00d8341c730253ef01a511dc11e9970c-800wiDear Gloria,

What is the best way to imbibe before sex?

-Trevor L.

Oh Trevor, that is like asking what the best position is or the best flavor of ice cream. What do you think?! What’s good for me might not be best for you or your partner.

Ok, that being said, here is what I prefer — an edible (at least 50mg THC or higher) and a dab.

Having experienced sex on many drugs — really pretty much everything — here are the drugs I suggest you do not imbibe before sex:

1. Alcohol: Although by my estimate about 30 to 40 percent of the general population was likely conceived under the influence of this widely available substance, I still don’t recommend it. Not only is it sloppy and hard to remember (and some drunk sessions you will try to forget) but it usually ends in limp dick. No one wants limp dick.

2. Cocaine (and other stimulants): Some men blow their lode way too early and find that stimulants such as cocaine allow them to keep an erection and fuck longer before releasing the kraken. Not only is this not safe (nor heart healthy) but it is usually pretty sweaty and full of visuals of your partner grinding their teeth and turning red. It’s pretty repulsive.

3. Ecstasy: Someone once told me never to have sex on ecstasy because it would never again be as good as it was that time. I had a reverse effect — it was awful. I kept seeing shadows dance across the wall from streetlights streaming through a fan blown curtain and thinking we were under attack by mysterious shadow people who knew what I was doing and weren’t having it. While MDMA itself isn’t too dangerous (and I know the kids these days are getting closer to pure MDMA or “molly”) it often comes mixed up with stimulants like speed.

Gloria Gazm answers your sex and relationship questions from a stoned perspective. Have a question for Gloria? Send your inquiries to her at gloria.gazm@gmail.com

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