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A Stoner's Hanukkah: 8 Days of Dank, Source: http://assets.hightimes.com/hanukkah2.jpgHanukkah is the holiday that keeps on giving; for 8 nights anyway. So how’s a stoner to celebrate the Jewish festival of lights? With 8 straight nights of dank, of course! Here are some ways to enjoy a stoner Hanukkah.

1. Start the holiday off right with a game of dreidel, but play for ganj, not gelt.

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2. Or, you could always get crafty and play the game with a dreidel made of weed. Winner gets to smoke it.

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3. There are lots of ways to bring the stoner “je ne sais quoi to your menorah. Try nug instead of candles (and smoke them promptly after).

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4. Or, you can use joints in place of candles. Barukh ata Adonai!

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5. For those of us who like to go really hard, how about some sick menorah glass, like this Grav Lab menorah rig?

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6. Of course, you gotta break out the classic one night — the menorah joint.

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7. Then, step it up a notch with a menorah blunt decorated with a hash oil Star of David. A Stoner's Hanukkah: 8 Days of Dank, Source: https://farm6.staticflickr.com/5541/11231805216_0eb798631a.jpg

 

8. And make sure that amidst all the fun, you don’t forget to light up the Jewish stoner way.

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Happy Holidaze!