Nintendank Enlightenment System Retro Dab Pins

Now You’re Playing with Flower Power

As we noted, dab enthusiasts are highly fond of dab pins–a collector’s style pin with pop culture references cleverly parodied to include a pun based on dab–so naturally Weedist decided to get in on the game. Presenting the Nintendank Enlightenment System retro dab pin series. Brought to you by heady scene legends Smoking Samurai, these tasteful homages to Nintendo’s finest really take the pun to the next level. From Contra to Zelda, these pins are guaranteed to be the envy of every dabber in your circle, as well as weed-minded vintage gamers. You can purchase the Nintendank dab pins right here at the Weedist Shop.

Below is a breakdown of the NES inspired collection:

Shatter Mario Bros.

The side-scrolling platformer that started us all, Mario is the original piper. Who knew along with his girl he wanted some of Bowser’s fire.

Concentrate

Up, Up, Down, Down…We STILL all know it till this day. This Nintendank pin is quite aptly named, you better Concentrate when you fuck with Contra.

Master Blaster

This one goes out to the dabbers who blasts tubes with the precision that Jason did. You know SOPHIA rolled closed loop and vac oven purged.

Globber Man

“Globber mannnn, Globber mannnn, mass destruction across the land…” Shout out to all the heavy Sativa smokers. Bhomberman was all about thinking, I bet he dabbed Sour D’s.

Extractbike

Waiting for errl since 84’, Extractbike was the original sandbox mode, total track design control provides the ideal type of excuse we headies need to dab again. After all, you need a dab to muster up the courage to ride the track the last snap built.

Donkey Bong

The purists will always argue that our favorite Shatter Brother got his start here. Well what’s purer than a good ol’ fashioned Donkey Bong? Here’s to the dabbers dropping bhombs like barrels and getting hammered on wax.

Mega Dab

Mega Dab is for the 710 strong, the real OG’s who know what “dabs on dabs” and “snake dabs” mean. This one goes out the dabbers down to choose their own adventures. Ice Man on the wax, Bombman on the bhombs, Fire Man on the torch, Elec man holding down the e-nail – Mega Dab is for those of us who dab like bosses.

Dab the Fuck Out

Calling all heavy hitters, if you’re clearing .5 and staying on your feet then you’re hitting like Iron Mike did, or should we say Titanium Mike. Dab the Fuck Out is exactly like it sounds, here’s to the pound-for-pound heavyweights of every dab circle. Glass Joe is the boss in this game and you’re fighting for boro.

Zeldab

Golden like a masterfully purged shatter, Zeldab is reserved for the dabbers and gamers for life, the real explorers. Here’s to the dailydabbers who like Link are down for whatever. Full melt, shatter, wax, butter, batter or honey oil – fuck it, we’re slaying this slab and that gram tonight. Dungeons and dragons, swords and sorcerers, spells and potions – without Zeldab blazing that trail tokers would never have known the bliss of Final Fantasy, Diablo, Worlds of Warcraft or League of Legends. Anyone wondering what the Link to the Past is, it’s a Death Mountain size glob of sativa.