Video Game Review: Bioshock Infinite

Any first person shooter fans of the past decade are familiar with the BioShock franchise. Christmas came early for stoned gamers on March 26th when the long anticipated third installment of this epic series was finally released. BioShock Infinite is un-friggin-believable.

I should tell you my household has a history with this series. The first game’s possessed babies scared the bejesus out of my girlfriend and this one is no different. The world of this game is still twisted but the graphics are ten times better. As a soldier of the dial-up era I should mention I am a loyal PC gamer. Santa Claus brought me a brand new video card this year, so I was totally ready to roll. Mesmerizing…I would have tried to climb in my monitor if what was on the screen didn’t scare the hell outta me.

My poison of choice for so major a release was two dabs of Head Band Shatter and a small snap of Blueberry Cheesecake. I advise you to go with sativas on this one. BioShock Infinite consumes the analytical side of the mind and leaves all synapses on overdrive.

I am about half way through and I cannot stop playing. Casual gamers will be pleased to know that there is a very casual easy mode. I know I am talking about the game like “that guy”, but I promise BioShock Infinite will delight gamers of addiction levels.